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Mathematics Is Necessary For Life
Date : 18/10/2015
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Uploaded on : 18/10/2015
Subject : Maths
I would like to leave you with a fun mathematical proof:
Reports are now circulating that Professor U Sless from the University of Life has recently produced the following proof of the Salary Theorem:
The less you know, the more money you make.
Proof:
It may be assumed that:
(i) Knowledge is Power.
(ii) Time is Money.
(These are fundamental assumptions on which all salaried employment is based.)
From classical mechanics it is known that: Power = Work / Time (consult any elementary mechanics textbook for verification).
Combining the assumptions: Knowledge = Power and Time = Money , it is easily established that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, leads to: Money = Work / Knowledge .
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done (provided only that Work is at least slightly greater than zero).
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